shrinking because of coffee

To those who wake up to drinking caffeinated drinks do you feel yourself shrinking? This myth that scientists have created has done nothing to even dent the amount of caffeine consumed. When someone short drinks coffee they normally don't get shorter like lets get serious. I for one do not trust scientist due to the fact they seem to be wrong about a lot of things ( 2012, coffee, age of the earth, etc) . So i am proud to say i will never shrink due to coffee consumption and hold my opinion at that. The day i become a short wrinkly grandma due to coffee i will proudly admit i was wrong.